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> A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later,
> the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
>
> 有個肉販看到有隻狗走進他的鋪子裡吃了一驚，肉販把狗噓走，可是沒多久這隻狗又跑回來，所以他探頭看了一下這條狗才發現狗嘴裡有張小紙條。
>
> He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well."
>
> 他拿起紙條，紙條上寫著「麻煩給我12條香腸和一條羊腿，錢就放在狗嘴裡」
>
> the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
>
> 有個肉販看到有隻狗走進他的鋪子裡吃了一驚，肉販把狗噓走，可是沒多久這隻狗又跑回來，所以他探頭看了一下這條狗才發現狗嘴裡有張小紙條。
>
> He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well."
>
> 他拿起紙條，紙條上寫著「麻煩給我12條香腸和一條羊腿，錢就放在狗嘴裡」
>
The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and
> lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and
> follow the dog.
>
> 肉販低頭看了一下，哇！還真的有十塊錢耶！所以他收了錢，把香腸和羊腿放入袋子裡以後再放到狗嘴裡。肉販對這隻狗實在太訝異了，想想又剛好快打烊了，他就決定收攤然後跟著這條狗看看。
>
> So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and
> presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn.
> They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.
>
> 他們沿著路走，來到十字路口的時候這條狗就把袋子放下，跳起來按了行人通行鈕，再叼起袋子耐心地等綠燈亮起，再行通過這個路口，當然肉販還是緊緊跟著它。
>
> The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
> The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog
> then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other
> passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat
> looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the
> bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.
>
> 接下來這條狗來到公車站，開始盯著時刻表瞧。肉販很震驚這條狗居然懂得舉起左腳來攔車，然後搭上了這台公車！肉販跟著上了車，狗把綁在項圈上的車票秀給車掌看，看到這一幕，肉販就像其他的乘客一樣簡直要暈倒了。狗狗接著坐在司機旁邊看著窗外，當下一個站牌出現，它就站起來跑去車掌那兒搖尾巴示意他要下車了，不等公車完全停妥，它就迫不及待地跳出公車往一間離站牌不遠的房子奔去。
>
> It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it
> approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats
> its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts
> abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.
> The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.
>
> 它打開了院子的大鐵門，衝向房門，當它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園跑去，它朝向窗戶走去然後用頭去撞它好幾次，然後再跑回房門前等候。肉販看到一著彪形大漢開了門，然後開始凌虐這條狗！他打它、踢他、還大聲咒罵它！肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙！
>
> "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds:
> "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."
>
> 「你他媽的再幹什麼!?這是一條天才狗耶！我用我的性命擔保它絕對可以上電視！」
>
> 這男人就回答肉販：「你說它聰明？這是這條笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙！」
>
> Moral of the story..... You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations but shall always
> fall short of the boss' expectations.
> lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and
> follow the dog.
>
> 肉販低頭看了一下，哇！還真的有十塊錢耶！所以他收了錢，把香腸和羊腿放入袋子裡以後再放到狗嘴裡。肉販對這隻狗實在太訝異了，想想又剛好快打烊了，他就決定收攤然後跟著這條狗看看。
>
> So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and
> presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn.
> They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.
>
> 他們沿著路走，來到十字路口的時候這條狗就把袋子放下，跳起來按了行人通行鈕，再叼起袋子耐心地等綠燈亮起，再行通過這個路口，當然肉販還是緊緊跟著它。
>
> The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable.
> The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog
> then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other
> passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat
> looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the
> bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.
>
> 接下來這條狗來到公車站，開始盯著時刻表瞧。肉販很震驚這條狗居然懂得舉起左腳來攔車，然後搭上了這台公車！肉販跟著上了車，狗把綁在項圈上的車票秀給車掌看，看到這一幕，肉販就像其他的乘客一樣簡直要暈倒了。狗狗接著坐在司機旁邊看著窗外，當下一個站牌出現，它就站起來跑去車掌那兒搖尾巴示意他要下車了，不等公車完全停妥，它就迫不及待地跳出公車往一間離站牌不遠的房子奔去。
>
> It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it
> approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats
> its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts
> abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.
> The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.
>
> 它打開了院子的大鐵門，衝向房門，當它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園跑去，它朝向窗戶走去然後用頭去撞它好幾次，然後再跑回房門前等候。肉販看到一著彪形大漢開了門，然後開始凌虐這條狗！他打它、踢他、還大聲咒罵它！肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙！
>
> "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds:
> "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."
>
> 「你他媽的再幹什麼!?這是一條天才狗耶！我用我的性命擔保它絕對可以上電視！」
>
> 這男人就回答肉販：「你說它聰明？這是這條笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙！」
>
> Moral of the story..... You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations but shall always
> fall short of the boss' expectations.
> It's a dog's life after all.....
>
> 這個故事告訴我們.....
>
> 不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆都不會滿足的！
>
> 這就是做為"一條狗"的宿命啊....
>
> 這個故事告訴我們.....
>
> 不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆都不會滿足的！
>
> 這就是做為"一條狗"的宿命啊....
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